Hi I'm Mae

I tell dad jokes religiously

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gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Ashton realizing he swore on camera +

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

yass-god:

real acting

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
image

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

coluring:

If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad