Hi I'm Mae

I tell dad jokes religiously

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Anonymous asked: do you have any siblings?

4 brothers, no sisters

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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I’m finally about to upload my new video! 😛

what I’m trying to say is when you go to the toilet do you try to be quiet or not? because that will determine our friendship

maes-my-name:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And I’m like it’s better than yours I can teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

If I eat nothing but junk food all day but finish it with say a carrot, I will consider that a healthy day and myself a health guru

maes-my-name:

Too socially awkward to order something to eat at a cafe :(

#thestruggle

Too socially awkward to order something to eat at a cafe :(

Guess who went to the beach ✨

Anonymous asked: whats the last photo on your phone?

maes-my-name:

#selfie

Anonymous asked: whats the last photo on your phone?

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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